August 2011
Anonymous asked: what movie is the one you jsut reblogged?
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sooo um, wanna tell me when you leave the country...
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rajiv: whaaaaa its almost 2am ull get fa-- nvm...
When you rearrange the letters in the word...
Same goes for DESPERATION = A ROPE ENDS IT,
THE EYES = THEY SEE,
THE MORSE CODE = HERE COME DOTS,
DORMITORY = DIRTY ROOM,
SLOT MACHINES = CASH LOST IN ME,
ELECTION RESULTS = LIES - LET’S RECOUNT,
SNOOZE ALARMS = ALAS! NO MORE Z’S
THE EARTHQUAKES = THAT QUEER SHAKE,
ELEVEN PLUS TWO = TWELVE PLUS ONE
and
MOTHER-IN-LAW = WOMAN HITLER.
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mitch: guess you guys are having grilled cheese me: but we dont have singles slices oke: well i guess you guys are fucked then.
The awkward moment when you don't know how to...
kelsey-hippie:
irene-w:
★More LOL Posts Here!★
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It never actually says anywhere in 'Humpty Dumpty'...
thewisepickle:
A week before school:
“Maybe people aren’t that bad.. Maybe they’ve changed over the summer or maybe I was just overreacting..”
First day of school:
“I was wrong, I still hate all of you bitches.”
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Did you know that the word "Nemo" in Latin means...
acciocommonsense:
hahatulan:
MIND. BLOWN.
FINDING LOST
Me: Everything in this park requires arm strength. Carter: Your face requires arm strength. Preferably in the wrists. For slaps.
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i think its time to get a life
Carter: This Cammie person’s only able to kill a man 7 ways? I could probably kill someone 30 diffrent ways. I can think of 5 ways right now. Put one hand on one said of their face and two fingers on their other temple and push. Or put two fingers on their throat and push and rip out their rib cage. Me: Only two? Carter: Yeah, i could do it with four, or two hands. Either way.
