what do you call a man with no arms and no legs...
stop distracting me from my french isu.
Christopher Robin: Pooh, promise you’ll never forget me. Even when I’m a hundred Pooh: How old will I be then? Christopher Robin: 99 Pooh: I promise
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Wanna know how my day went?
Morning: Woke up to my dog lying on my pillow, and i freaked out cause i read the clock as 7:30. So I rush out of my room and do my make up only to come back to my room and read the clock saying 7:15. Then I eat breaky and go to school. School: In French i learned that state in french is just state backwards. (etats=state). Then we had election speeches :). my brothers speech went well. he got...
When those girls on Facebook take pictures and the...
livelaughlovesmileforever: And everyone is commenting like: “OMFGZZZ Y0U’RE S00 GORGEOUS. Y0U’R3 FACE IS FLAWLESS. SHARE SOME OF YOU PRREEEETTYNESS PL3ASEE<#33#333#!!!111!!1!” Then you’re just sitting there like: WHOEVER MADE THIS POST I LOVE YOU
Every time you say you cant, a cyclops loses an eye.
I’m never going to be dead– Patrick Daley